Oi, what ya dawdlin' for, luv? Get ya bum movin' and start givin' me tootsies a proper cleanin'. I ain't got all day, now, do I? Them feet need a good lickin' and it's gotta be you to do it, innit? Chop chop, love, 'fore I get proper cross with ya. Show me some lovin' with that tongue of yours, make 'em shiny like a brand spankin' new shoe. Don't make me ask twice, 'cause I won't be as nice the next time 'round, oh no. Time's a tickin', me toes are a waitin', so get on with it already, will...