Well, howdy there, plant nursery! This here's your ol' pal, Cleveland Brown. I'm just callin' to see if y'all happen to have them Venus flytraps in stock. You see, my sister in law's cat done gone and tore up my flower pot somethin' fierce. Actually, scratch that - it was my nephew's cat. Yeah, my niece brought her feline friend over for a visit, and wouldn't ya know it, that critter got into the sugar bowl and turned our livin' room into a war zone. I swear, that cat must've mistaken my...