Listen up, my fellow music maven. The maestro of melodies is in the building, dropping knowledge on your special day. Another year added to your playlist, spinning through life like a flawless vinyl record—smooth, timeless, and always hitting the right groove. Today ain't your average day, my friend. I know you're the kind who delves into the archives, hunting for those hidden gems like a true aficionado. So here's the game plan: dust off your trusty needle, select that pristine record, and...