But oh my stars and garters, Applejack, I reckon I must confess that my heart swells and flutters like a technicolor butterfly whenever I happen upon your marvelous presence! Your strength, your courage, your unwavering loyalty to your friends - it grips my soul like a lasso and never lets go. Please, dear Applejack, forgive this humble admirer for his impulsive outpouring of affection, for in your radiant light I find myself stumbling over words and emotions like a clumsy foal learning to...