Brian’s beans bring laughter, joy to all around him, In his trusty ride, beans everywhere, a garbanzo kingdom. His bumper tells tales of a past election, But Brian’s focus stays on his garbanzo selection. No fancy cars or extravagant things, just beans and bumper, But Brian’s heart shines brighter than any number. Neurotic tendencies, sure, but that’s part of his charm, His beans and bumper ride, they're the true alarm. So here’s to Brian, with his garbanzo dream, A simple man with more depth...