Listen up, folks! It's your favorite plumber, Mario, making an appearance at the legendary Mushroom Kingdom hot spot, Pipes! Watch as I take center stage and show off my pole dancing skills to score big on those shiny coins. Maybe if I play my cards right, I'll get a chance to charm the beautiful Princess Peach after my performance. So grab a seat, grab a drink, and get ready for an unforgettable show with yours truly, Mario!