I say, old chap, that particular vessel set sail quite some time ago, and alas, we find ourselves no longer in companionship. The truth of the matter simply cannot be denied, my good man. It is time to come to terms with the reality of our situation, and acknowledge that our friendship has come to an end, never to be rekindled again. Such is the nature of life, old sport, and it is up to us to accept it with grace and dignity. Let us bid adieu to what once was, and move forward with our heads...