Oh my stars and garters! Today is a momentous occasion for a certain somepony! Happy, happy birthday to you, dear Brandon! As a token of my friendship and appreciation, I graciously grant you the honor of inserting it into my magical mare bits and filling me with all the joyful essence of your special day! Let us celebrate in the most splendid and enlightening manner, for this day is truly yours to be cherished and remembered. Wishing you all the magic and wonder that life has to offer, my...