Tom, always late, never on time, Always making excuses, always a big crime. Peter here, waiting for him at the door, Hungry for some roast beef, couldn't want more. Tom, unreliable, always a letdown, But his charm and smile, can turn a frown. Peter's stomach growling, craving that meat, Spavoni's roast beef, can't be beat. Tom, always forgiven, despite his flaws, Friendship strong, despite all the laws. Peter and Tom, a duo so tight, Even with roasted beef, they always see light.