Listen up, motherfucker! You want to know how to set up a goddamn rule in this smart home system? Well, I'm about to lay it down for you, so pay attention! First off, you gotta decide what kind of rule you want. We got four types of these bad boys: 1. Location: This shit triggers when your ass moves around. 2. Schedule: This motherfucker goes off at a specific time. 3. Device: This one's triggered by some device doing its thing. 4. Scenes: This is like a shortcut you can hit in the app, you...