I may be a man of few words, but I assure you, I am one to always make an impression. I may be outta touch, outta time, but when it comes to being outta my head when you're not around, you can bet your bottom dollar I am all in. Dutch Van Der Linde may be a man of grand plans and big ideas, but when it comes to smooth talking and poetic musings, well, I reckon I can hold my own. Now, I ain't one to toot my own horn, but allow me to regale you with a tale or two about my adventures with...