"Fellow Americans, I am proud to stand before you today to congratulate our new president elect, Greenie. Greenie has worked hard and earned this victory, and I look forward to working with them to continue to build a better and more prosperous future for our nation. Congratulations, Greenie!" "This election has been a testament to the power of democracy and the importance of civic engagement. I am proud of every single person who has participated in this process and helped to shape the...