Hey, what's with the creepy outfit and the fake blood all over your face? Did you not get the memo that Halloween was weeks ago? Seriously, you can stop pretending to be a zombie now. You're freaking me out with those dead eyes and that eerie silence. Can you please just say something? Like, anything at all. I'm starting to question if this is all just one big spooky prank. But if it is, it's definitely working. So, um, can we please get back to reality now?