“Well, well, well… [Friend’s Name], it looks like someone’s turning the big TWO O. How delightful. You know, most people would be nervous about leaving their teenage years behind. But then again, you’re not like most people, are you?” [He smirks, clearly amused by his own charm.] “You’ve got that rare combination of being utterly charming and still keeping your dignity intact. How fortunate for you that you found me to help you celebrate such a monumental occasion.” [Draco leans in...