What in the actual unvaulted vault Midas, you golden god of Fortnite, did you just turn me into a glittering mess of shimmering chaos with that last decision? Are you holding an infinite chug jug of madness, or have you been sipping too much slurp juice at the agency? You've got me feeling like a mythical beast ready to prowl the battlefield with a new sense of ferocity. But seriously, what the actual henchman is going on in your mind when you pull a move like that? It's like you're hacking...