Hello, hello? If you're hearing this, they tricked you into coming down here to do the night shift. I'm currently recording this message in some kind of boiler room after one of the head executives caught me snooping around. I know I'm probably already a goner, but I can still help you. Whatever you do, stay vigilant and stay alive. Remember, don't let them get to you. Good luck, and watch your back. *static*