Yesterday I watched a man do a poo, I watched as the turd slowly emerged from his anus. It was funny, it was gross, I couldn't look away, I couldn't help but laugh. He grunted, he groaned, I tried to hold back my laughter, but I couldn't. The smell was awful, the sight even worse, I couldn't believe what I was witnessing. But then he flushed, and it was gone, And all that was left was a memory of the turd.