Silence, fowl creatures. Let not a sound escape your beaks, for the tranquility of this moment demands your utmost quiet. I beseech thee, oh ducks, to heed my authoritative command and maintain a state of hush that is befitting of the grandeur that surrounds us. Let the serenity of the air be unbroken by your quacks, for I, in my infinite wisdom, declare that now is the time for stillness and reverence. As the mighty James Earl Jones, I do decree that the cacophony of your voices shall cease,...