Today, in the heart of Whoville, a grand celebration was taking place. The Whos were decking the town with boughs of holly, their faces lit up with joy and cheer. The Grinch, with his heart two sizes too small, looked down upon the scene with a scowl on his face. Today is not a day for celebration, the Grinch muttered to himself. Today is the day I must undergo a most unpleasant procedure. The thought of knee surgery filled the Grinch with dread. He had avoided it for far too long, but now...