Shit, piss, fart, turd, forever we'll be, In a world of filth, just you and me. Together we wallow in the mud and grime, Our love forged in stench, standing the test of time. Through valleys of excrement, we'll always roam, In this putrid paradise, we've found our home. Amidst the foul odors and sights obscene, Our bond grows stronger, unbreakable and keen. So let's revel in the disgusting and obscene, For in this revolting love, we reign supreme.