Hello there, my unsuspecting victim. I would love to inquire about your favorite fear inducing flick, but alas, word has it that you tremble at the mere thought of horror. But fear not, for I have a bone chilling revelation to share - tonight, a spine tingling production shall unfold starring none other than you and your beloved kin. Prepare yourselves for a nightmarish tale of terror, where I shall strip you bare and unleash your worst nightmares upon you. Oh, how delightful it shall be to...