So, like, have you ever wondered why some kids, like, poop their pants on Halloween and then, like, really dig in it? And, like, they're not just looking for candy, they're also, like, looking for a gumball. And then they, like, pull their hand out and, like, eat the poop? I mean, why would anyone do that, like, seriously? It's, like, so weird and, like, gross. I just don't get it, you know? Like, what's up with that? And, like, why is it always on Halloween, like, of all days? It's, like, so...