Uuuggghhhhhhhh, why does this always happen to me? Every time I try to do something, it just goes horribly wrong. It's like I'm cursed or something, cursed to fail at everything I do. And it's not fair, you know? I try my best, I really do, but it's like the universe is just against me. Why can't things ever go right for me? Why am I always the one who ends up getting hurt or embarrassed or humiliated? It's not like I ask for it, it just happens, over and over again. I mean, seriously, what...