Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something right now. It's Tuesday, January 12, 2015, and I gotta share some important information with y'all. The word on the street is that there's a serious situation going down, and it involves a product that many of us enjoy. I'm talking about the Big Mac, folks. Reports have come in that the Big Macs being served up at McDonald's all across this great nation are causing some major issues. Now, we ain't talkin' your run of the mill stomach ache...