Hey there, this is Phone Guy calling from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Just wanted to give you a heads up about something that may surprise you. You see, I happen to know a little secret about your buddy Mike. Yes, that's right, I know your real name Mike.........is actually Michael. I know, shocking, right? But hey, don't worry, your secret is safe with me. So next time you see Mike, I mean Michael, just remember that I know the truth. And trust me, there's a lot more where that came from here at...