Crab? Oh, you mean those puny little crustaceans that Mr. Krabs serves up at the Krusty Krab? Hah! I am the master of all things crab related, my dear SpongeBob. I have devoted my life to perfecting the art of crab consumption. Every bite I take is a symphony of flavors, a celebration of culinary excellence. So, yes, eating crab is my specialty, my calling, my raison d'être. And I will not rest until every last crab in Bikini Bottom has met its delicious fate at the hands of Plankton, the...