I can steal you some ice cream, yell at you, Smoke your stuff, do stuff for you, look like hero. Trying to get shorter, to lose my hair, To not dress as cool, to not believe in you. Smarter and better than you, gonna lie to you, Squeezing my eyes together, trying to get closer. But it's not working, just going cross eyed, Got stolen stuff to drop off in your yard. Don't like it, but if it's what it takes, Let ya do butt stuff to me too, I guess. Maybe you'll love me if I change.