"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, ha ha! But let’s talk about the horse, seriously now. We need a plan, folks! We’re in a climate crisis, and this horse is literally pulling all the weight. So, we innovate, yes we do, with electric sleighs! Jingle all, but let's be real, it's time for green all the way, hey!" "O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way!" Fields! Now, these fields… they're open, they’re vast, and we must...