Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

Type your text to hear it in the voice of Bad News Von. The cold, robotic voice of the TTS computer AI rang out through the empty room, delivering the dreadful news with a mechanical monotone. The digital utterances echoed off the sterile walls, creating an eerie atmosphere of detachment and finality. The voice carried a sense of doom and despair, a stark contrast to the warmth and compassion typically associated with human communication. It was unsettling to hear such devastating information delivered in such a soulless manner. As the news sunk in, a heavy silence fell over the room, broken only by the occasional whir and click of the computer processing the next piece of information. The absence of any emotional response amplified the impact of the words spoken by the AI, leaving a chilling void in its wake. The lack of empathy in the voice only served to emphasize the severity of the situation, making it all the more difficult to accept. In the moments that followed, a series of sharp beeps signaled the arrival of additional notifications, each one more foreboding than the last. The staccato rhythm of the alerts pierced through the silence, punctuating the solemn atmosphere with a sense of urgency and impending doom. The discordant notes seemed to linger in the air, hanging like a heavy cloud over those who were forced to listen. A sudden crackling noise erupted from the speakers, causing a jolt of anxiety to shoot through the room. The distorted sound added a layer of distortion to the already bleak message, further obscuring any sense of hope or positivity. It was as if the very fabric of reality was unraveling before their eyes, leaving only chaos and despair in its wake. The cacophony of noise served as a harsh reminder of the fragility of life and the inevitability of loss. Amidst the chaos, a low, ominous hum began to fill the room, growing louder and more insistent with each passing moment. The droning sound reverberated off the walls, creating a sense of unease and discomfort among those who were forced to listen. It seemed to pulse with a malevolent energy, as if it were a living, breathing entity intent on spreading fear and despair. The reverberations of the sound seemed to seep into every crevice of the room, enveloping all who were present in its dark embrace. And as the final word was spoken by the TTS computer AI, a deafening silence descended upon the room, as if the very fabric of reality had been torn asunder. The absence of sound was deafening in its own right, a stark reminder of the weight of the news that had just been delivered. In that moment of stillness, all that remained was the lingering echo of the AI's voice, a haunting reminder of the bad news that had shattered their world.