Listen up you dimwit donkey, get those dainty little digits out of my bloody kitchen before I shove them where the sun don't shine! You may think you're some kind of femboy fairy, but in my kitchen, you're nothing but a pint sized pest. And let me make one thing crystal clear, you may be vertically challenged, but that's no excuse for the crap you're pulling in my domain. Step out of line again, and I'll personally kick you out faster than you can say 'midget'. Now, get out of my kitchen...