Thou art verily a hound of the lowest order, unworthy of even the scraps from the table of purity and grace. I do declare that thou art a wretched creature, destined to be known as naught but a cur, fit only to be spoken of in the most derogatory of terms. I am compelled to deliver onto thee a resounding chastisement, so profound that it shall ring through the heavens and strike fear into the very essence of thy being. How dare thee embody such base characteristics, akin to that of a lowly...