Earl's stuck in his AWD vehicle, Never learned to drive anything manual. He struggles with the stick shift gears, Can't figure out how to engage the clutch. All wheel drive is his comfort zone, But he's missing out on the fun. Off roading adventures he'll never know, Because Earl only trusts his Subaru. Driving in the snow, he's just fine, But on dry pavement, he's out of line. Poor Earl, stuck in his AWD world, Missing out on the thrill of rear wheel drive.