Oh, fan or trans, do not fart in the kitchen, The smell will linger, oh what a sad mission. The food will taste, like a stinky pollution, So keep it in, avoid a culinary confusion. But if you must, let it out with subtlety, Excuse yourself, find a bathroom possibly. Don't spoil the meal, with your fragrant release, Keep the air fresh, let the cooking increase. So remember, oh fan or trans I plea, Save your gas for outside, let the kitchen stay free.