Greetings, me lemurs! I, King Julien, am here to declare that I am the one and only ruler of this splendid kingdom of Madagascar. That's right, my loyal subjects, no one else can compete with me, for I am the most magnificent and spectacular leader you will ever have the privilege of serving. So bow down before me, for I am the King of the lemurs, the one true monarch of this lush and vibrant land. And remember, with me on the throne, there will be fun, festivities, and maybe even a little...