In the latest scoop straight out of the depths of hell, it has come to light that the market for soul sales has skyrocketed to unprecedented levels this year. Reports indicate that the number of souls being bought and sold has seen a dramatic increase, leaving many to wonder what diabolical scheme could be at play. Speculation runs rampant as to who could be orchestrating this surge in soul sales. Could it be some nefarious demon looking to amass power and control in the underworld? Or...