Alright, so basically, Hagrid here, this absolute legend of a man, he gets up from his chair, gives his head a good scratch, and drops this bombshell on us. He's like, 'Do you actually believe that your parents are out here with no stacks? They've got those bandz for days, mate.' I mean, imagine being Harry Potter, finding out that your parents were secretly rolling in dough this whole time. The plot thickens, my friends. It's like a real life fairy tale, except instead of prince charming,...