Oh Joe, you’re slower than dial up, can’t lie, Sleepy Joe, did you forget how to even say “Hi?” You stumble through speeches, just mumbling air, Running this country? Man, you’re barely aware! Your policies are weak, your brain’s on vacation, Can’t even walk straight, let alone run a nation! I’m big, I’m bold, I’m all that they seek, While you're still figuring out what day is next week(Verse 2 - Joe Biden) Hold up, Donny, you’re talking real big, With that spray tan glow, looking like a wig....