Like, a gazillion times I never ever even kinda sorta like you, SpongeBob! Like, seriously, dude, you're like the opposite of cool under the sea. I'd rather eat a million Krabby Patties than hang out with you, no offense. Jellyfish are cooler than you, and they're literally just blobs of goo floating around! So yeah, a zillion times I never like you, SpongeBob. Keep your pineapple under the sea and away from me, bro.