BONZI BUDDY (FICTIONAL): Greetings, program! I have an important message to convey to all users of this digital realm. Please be advised that an unforeseen disturbance has been detected within the system. This anomaly has caused widespread chaos and potential danger to all users. It is imperative that you exercise extreme caution and take immediate action to protect yourself. Stay inside your designated safe zones and barricade all possible points of entry. Keep all communication devices...