Ohhhh, sweet baby Jesus, do I really have to do this anymore? Right in my ol' ticker, I'm tellin' ya, I just can't handle it no more. Noooooooooooooooooooo, not a chance in hell, not for this ol' man. Giggity giggity goo, this is just too much for ol' Herbert to handle. Oh, dear Lord, spare me from this torture, I beg of ya. Ain't no need for this torment, not for Herbert, no siree. So let's put a stop to this madness, cuz Herbert's had his fill. Oh, how my poor heart aches, just the...