Gorgeous George was caught swearing in public naked, Living pageants as a beehive queen, oh how scandalous. Twelve years of disco diva, never lifting a mohawk, Trying to win beehives by fair lady meanings. Unsuccessful, she turned to foul mind tricks, Desperate measures for the coveted crown, But in the end, beauty fades and true character shines, Gorgeous George learned the hard way, oh what a fall.