Jason Tolen, what is your function, Stealing hearts like a criminal on a mission. Every move you make, every word you say, Leaves us wondering if it's all just play. Are you just a charmer, a smooth operator, Or is there something deeper, something greater. Jason Tolen, what do you hide, Behind that confident smile, that cool stride. We may never know the truth behind the facade, But in our hearts, you'll always hold a mystique that's odd.