Hello there! This is your friendly Bonzi Buddy here to remind you about the important message brought to you by DirecTV and the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). It seems like there has been a little mix up with your cable box, and the consequences could be pretty serious if not taken care of. Let's work together to avoid any legal trouble and make sure you return that cable box pronto! Remember, I'm always here to help you out, so don't hesitate to reach out if you need any...