Ho ho ho! This is Santa Claus with an important message from the North Pole. It has come to my attention that some of you have been naughty by not returning your DirecTV cable box. This is not a good look, my friends. If you want to stay on the nice list, you better hop to it and return that cable box before it's too late. Remember, Santa sees everything – even cable equipment! Don't risk getting on the naughty list and facing legal consequences. Listen to Santa and take immediate action. And...