Well, goddamn if my godforsaken nuts ain't feelin' a burnin' itch that's makn' me want to tear 'em clean off. Son of a bitch, ain't nothin' worse than havin' ya danglies itch like a swarm of damn fire ants crawlin' all over 'em. Makes a man wish he was back in the thick of a gunfight, 'cause at least then ya got somethin' real to focus on. But this...this pricklin' sensation got me squirming in discomfort like a worm on a hot sidewalk. Ain't no amount of scratchin' or adjustin' gonna bring me...