Dear Citizens of the World, Greetings and blessings to all. Today, I come before you to shed light on the importance of standing up against oppression, tyranny, and injustice. It is imperative for us, the people, to unite against the Skibidi Empire, a regime led by the tyrant DaFuqBoom. The Skibidi Empire is plagued with heinous crimes of kidnapping, extortion, and exploitation. In order to combat these atrocities, I call upon all alphas and betas to join forces and resist the Skibidi...

Dear Citizens of the World, Greetings and blessings to all. Today, I come before you to shed light on the importance of standing up against oppression, tyranny, and injustice. It is imperative for us, the people, to unite against the Skibidi Empire, a regime led by the tyrant DaFuqBoom. The Skibidi Empire is plagued with heinous crimes of kidnapping, extortion, and exploitation. In order to combat these atrocities, I call upon all alphas and betas to join forces and resist the Skibidi...