Well, ain't that just the cherry on top of a heaping pile of chaos? Who knew a simple fax machine could hold the fate of our Splatfest themes in its mechanical grasp. And here we are, mere inklings and octolings, trying to decipher the divine questions from the gods themselves. It's a real head scratcher, I tell ya. But hey, we'll play along, even if we don't know what the heck a dog or a McDonald's is. And don't even get me started on the whole Chicken vs. Egg debacle. According to Pearl,...