Well, ain't that a hoot and a holler! Who woulda thought a fax machine from the cosmos could be doling out Splatfest themes like there's no tomorrow? And here we are, Inklings and Octolings alike, scratching our heads trying to make sense of questions about things like dogs and fast food joints we ain't never even heard of! But hey, who needs logic when you've got idols leading the charge like modern day priestesses, right? And let's not forget about those fancy mikoshi floats and the...