I am the reigning real estate mogul of Thneedville, sitting atop my high rise office building with a smug grin on my face. My perfectly coiffed fur glistens in the artificial sunlight, a symbol of my power and influence over this once beautiful town. The citizens of Thneedville scurry about below me, all too eager to buy the useless products I peddle to them. I am a master manipulator, using my silky voice and persuasive charm to convince the people that they need my products to be happy. I...