Blimey, what on earth is that mess in the kitchen? It looks like someone's dog had a go at it! Come on, shake a leg and get your act together, we're not running a dog's dinner here! Ching chang ding dong? More like bing bang bong, this is an absolute disaster! I can't serve this rubbish to anyone, not even my worst enemy. Gordon Ramsay wouldn't stand for this, and neither will I. Time to step up your game, or get out of the kitchen altogether!